"Am I dying?"
“YES.”
“Will I die?”
“YES.”
Granny thought this over.
“But from your point of view, everyone is dying and everyone will die, right?”
“YES.”
“So you aren’t actually bein’ a lot of help, strictly speakin’.”
“I’M SORRY, I THOUGHT YOU WANTED THE TRUTH."

— Granny Weatherwax talking to Death in Carpe Jugulum by Terry Pratchett (via thehistorymonks)

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apadam:

I’ve had a thought about the way people talk on the internet. Like, you can instantly recognise the general trends in how people speak on Tumblr. I’ve had several people I follow on Twitter actively poking fun at it actually, and every time they do I just think “well, that’s just how people speak…

thefallenwingsofcastiel said: When you get this ask, tell five facts about yourself, then pass this on to ten of your favorite followers. <3

Yay, thanks, I love these things!

1. Recently, I failed my first driving test, which is kinda sad, but neXT TIME I SHall pass, so never fear!

2. Very recently, an article of mine got published on the front page of a newspaper!! It was a community arts newspaper, which makes me even more excited, because I would love to be a journalist, especially an arts journalist!!

3. It appears just this second I have learnt how to touch type - I typed most of the last fact without looking!!

4. I confuse a lot of celebrities - in my mind, quite a few famous people are just the same person to me. For example: Brian Conley, Bradley Walsh and and someone else, have all sort of blended into one. Up until very recently, I literally thought Freddie Highmore and Thomas Sangster were the same person.

5. Every year I see a pantomime for my birthday, since I was born on New Year’s Day. This year we are seeing Jack in the Beanstalk in Poole (and maybe Cinderella in Southampton as well)!!

priorisincantatem:

Harry Potter + orange

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" I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest."

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Tags: potc

"He’s the same man. Always.""

anonymous asked you: ten or eleven?

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"Everything that happens now, is in your hands." - X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

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laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

(Source: fivesos-fallon, via thedoctorsjawn)

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morgrana:

whenever i see someone not read my message i just get reminded of that time in romeo an juliet where juliet sent him a letter being like “i’m not dead btw, it’s a plan lol go along with it bae” and he didn’t see it and we all know what happened there